So I have to go to Florida for a week

See, while I love my grandparents, I hate the state of Florida. This puts me in a conundrum, as they live in Florida. Fucking South Florida, where old people are abandoned by their families to a live of sunscreen, shallow pools, and pottery classes. Truly a hell on earth.

But hey! It's just a few hours away from Miami! You know what that means!

TONY MONTANA, FUCK YEAH!

Oh. Right.

Goddamn Florida.

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