MOVIE REVIEW: Transformers: Dark of the Moon
TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON-- 1 STAR Official Website Internet Movie Database If you look up infamous action director Michael Bay's name in the dictionary you would find these three words next to his picture: incoherent, implausible, and cool. That's Michael Bay's specialty. He makes movies that are equal parts of all three and we love him for it, as evidence of his resume where seven of the nine films he's directed have gone on to make over $100 million at the U.S. box office. From the terribly inept Nicolas Cage in The Rock to the everything-that-could-possibly-go-wrong-just-so-the-one-thing-in-the-end-goes-right action sequences of Armageddon, we overlooked the stupidity and came out in droves anyway because Bay's action is better than anyone else's around. The coolness has always outweighed the incoherent and implausible parts. The same goes for his trilogy of Transformers movies. We all grew up loving the cartoon and they sure pick cool cars t...