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With Spring Break nigh, I'll have lots of time on my hands. That's why I've selflessly decided to become, dear readers, your personal limerick generator. All you have to do is post a topic in the comments and I will grace thee with a poem of sublime brilliance.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a shabbily dressed man on a tricycle? Attire. (with credit to Matt Frost).

A man begins to frequent a small bar in Arcata, each time ordering three martinis at once. He builds a rapport with the regulars and is seen nearly every day. After a month of visits, the bartender finally asks, "So... why do you order three drinks up front?" "Well," replied the man, "I was always close with my two brothers, but one's moved to Ireland and the other to Australia. We decided, in the spirit of fraternity, that each time we had a drink we'd have one for each of our brothers." The bartender found this inspiring and the tradition carried on for several years, until one day the patron came into the bar and ordered two martinis. His heart sinking, the bartender asked "Oh I'm so sorry, has something happened to one of your brothers?" "No, no," said the man. "I've just decided to quit drinking."

www.oldjewstellingjokes.com Yep, that about says it all. Jokes are going to become a regular feature, so please feel free to share your own.