Crackity Jones and Glowy Z continue to dig through what seems to be acres of bubble wrap. This has turned out to be quite the party.

B-M sits this one out because he continues to get skid marks on everything.


Mr. X: "Ah here are the Dadas. The pleasant glowy fellow here is Dada C. And his smaller friend here is Dada WTF."

(crickets chirping)

Mysterious Duo: "We do not appreciate you mocking our small friend."


Z: "AAAHHHH you guys scared the shit outta me! B-M we're lookin at you here!"

Everyone: "HahaHAHAHAhAhahaLOL"

Mr. X: "Please meet Miss Cleopatra the Egyptian TV Psychic..."

Cleo: "Why pay 4.99 a minute darlin when you can have us for only 10 in da Celga feees!"

X: "...and her life partner Jeff Goldbloom."

Z: "Dude I LOVED you in Earth Girls are Easy!!"

Jeff: "I have no clue what you are talking about. Please leave me alone."

The digging continues.

Z: "Yo B-M! We got some dead weight here. Could you give me a hand? Or...a slimy pipe thing.... or something..."

B-M: "Iiiiiiii wwwwwwiiiiiiiillllll bbbbbbeeeeeee rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiii....."

Z: "JUST COME ON"


Z: "Shit, B-M, this guy looks worse than you earlier. I think he's dead, Mr. X."

B-M: "Eeewwwww grrrrooooooossssssss"

Z: "Um... Riiiiiiight, B-M"

Mr. X: "Oh that's just Norman. Ignore him. He just likes the attention. He just wants to sulk and listen to Death Cab for Cutie when he isn't faking his own death."

A small, tar stained voice breaks Norman's awkward silence.

"rah!"


Z: "Come on dude... you aren't scary. Ugly, yes. Scary.... eh"

Mini D: "But you don't have a cool name like Diamos. Or a random shrine that serves no purpose whatsoever!"



Z: "YAWWWNN. Ugly."

Mini D: "Don't make my dad come over here"



Big D: "RAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

Z: "JE-sus. Ok OK sorry. I'm sorry"

Mr. X: "Well, the party is starting to die down it seems. Crackity, why don't you start cleaning up this mess?"



Crackity: "F Off"

Mr. X: "What was that?"

Crackity: "ooo ooo"

Mr. X: "Hmmm"

B-M: "IIIII tttthhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiinnnkkkkkkkk IIIIIII fffffffooooooooouuuuuunnnnnddddddddd......."
Z: "Yo X, we found someone else!"



Z: "This dude looks MEAN. Hey man, if we let you out, are you gonna play nice and let me ride you like a pony?"

Buffaloman: "Of course! Don't let the horns and spikes and armor and muscles and lack of clothing and evil smirk fool you. I'm as gentle as a lamb."

Mr. X: "No! Don't listen to him!!"

B-M: "Ttttttttooooooooo llllllaaaaaaaaaattttttttte!"


Mr. X: "Wow, you are exceptionally fast, Mr. B-M!"

B-M: "Thhhhhhaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt'ssssssssssssssssssss wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt ttthhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyy tttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeee."

Buffaloman: "Suckaaaaaa!"


BAM! KAPOW! SMAK! BLOOD!

Won't someone help our heroes??

WHAM!!!



Everyone: "Sunshine!"



Sunshine: "Make like a tree, and get outta here, Buffy!"

Buffaloman: "*sniff* This ain't over, Sunny. Not by a long shot!"

Z: "Hey thanks, pal! You're the greatest!"
B-M: "Thhhhhhhhaaaaaaannnnnnnnkkkkkkk yyyyyoooooooouuuuu mmmmmmiiiiiisssssssssttttttteeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr....."

Sunshine: "Don't touch me."



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