Thoughts on A Love Song For Bobby Long

-People from the South are deeper, because it's hotter there and they only get game show channels and they drink a lot in a variety of different containers, with pickle juice or whatever, so their souls are richer for it. Or something.

-That's what I've learned from this movie. Also, that years of drinking and moping and peanut-butter-and-M&M-spoons will only make you look like Gabriel Macht and Scarlett Johanssen. Something to tell the children.

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